Promise Of A True Friendship ~
Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Here you will see no cute little smiley faces -- Just my stone cold truth & promises of a great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pickled and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you stop whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy backside, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath -- I pledge it to the end.
10. 'Why?' you may ask; Because You Are My Friend.
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