Definition Of Mental Deficiency
A visitor at an asylum asks the director what the criteria is for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.
"Well," says the director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," says the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," says the director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?"
"Well," says the director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," says the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," says the director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?"
Careful what you wish for!
A couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.The wife says "I would love to travel round the world with my husband", the fairy waves her wand and a pair of luxury cruise tickets appear in her hand.
The husband says "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me", the fairy waves her wand and the husband is 93.
Moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember, fairies are females.
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