Good News and Bad News
Bob gets a call from his doctor with the results of
his blood test.
"I've got bad news and worse news," says the doctor.
"The bad news is that you've only got 24 hours to live."
"Oh no!" says Bob. "That's terrible, how can it
get any worse than that?"
"I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
his blood test.
"I've got bad news and worse news," says the doctor.
"The bad news is that you've only got 24 hours to live."
"Oh no!" says Bob. "That's terrible, how can it
get any worse than that?"
"I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
11 PEOPLE ... ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under
a helicopter.10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry
them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because
them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because
otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband
and kids or for men in general,
and kids or for men in general,
and was used to always making sacrifices
with little in return.
with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ...
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