** Celebration ~
Jimmy takes his wife Susan to a disco on their 30th anniversary.
There's an old guy on the dance floor giving it everything - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
Susan turns to her husband and says:
"See that guy? 30 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down for you."
Jimmy replies, "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!
He slept on the sofa that night and no breakfast waiting for him the next morning.
** Senior Text Codes ~
Jimmy didn't do that well with his smart-ass remark, but he thought some helpful texting ideas might redeem himself to win back the wife's favour like the young & cool having their acronyms in texting coding. So he made a list of these for her: ~
* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* FYI - Found Your Insulin
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oiling
Hope you find these helpful, he added at the end: GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
You can probably guess what happens to him this time!
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