Male & female versions of the English dictionary ~
** THINGY **
Any part under a car's bonnet (F)
The strap fastener on a woman's bra (M)
The strap fastener on a woman's bra (M)
** VULNERABLE **
Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another (F)
Playing cricket without a cup (M)
Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another (F)
Playing cricket without a cup (M)
** COMMUNICATION **
The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner (F)
Leaving a note before taking off on a poker evening with the boys (M)
Leaving a note before taking off on a poker evening with the boys (M)
** COMMITMENT **
A desire to get married and raise a family (F)
Trying not to talk to other women while out with this one (M)
Trying not to talk to other women while out with this one (M)
** ENTERTAINMENT **
**A good movie, concert, play or book (F)
Anything that can be done while drinking beer (M)
Anything that can be done while drinking beer (M)
** FLATULENCE **
An embarrassing by-product of indigestion (F)
A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding (M)
A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding (M)
** LOVE MAKING **
The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve (F)
Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it (M)
Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it (M)
Science exam answers ~
These are real answers given by children.
These are real answers given by children.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby
A: Nearby
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