"What do you call a sheep with no legs?"
"Doctor, I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I have just said."
"What is the difference between man and Superman?"
"How do you know if you are a red neck?"
Sam: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
"What is green and smells?"
"Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?"
He is so short he has to look up to to look down."
Parenting:- A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter's room when she finds a bondage
magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should do.
After flicking through the magazine her husband says, 'To be honest I'm not sure, but I don't think spanking her is going to help.'
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"A cloud."
"Doctor, I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I have just said."
"When did you first notice this problem?"
"What problem?"
"What is the difference between man and Superman?"
"Man wears his underwear under his trousers, Superman wears it over his trousers."
"How do you know if you are a red neck?"
"You go to the family reunion to find a date."
Sam: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
Teacher: "No, of course not."
Sam: "Good, I didn't do my homework."
"What is green and smells?"
"Hulk not having had a bath for a week."
"Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?"
"He was a party pooper."
He is so short he has to look up to to look down."
She is so thin she has to run around the shower to get wet.
She is so fat every time she turns around it's her birthday.
Parenting:- A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter's room when she finds a bondage
magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should do.
After flicking through the magazine her husband says, 'To be honest I'm not sure, but I don't think spanking her is going to help.'
Tags:Monalisa
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