Q's & A's And Female Logic

** Q's & A's ~ What is the difference between a banker and a pigeon? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Ferrari. What is the difference between a bonus for a good driver and a good banker? A driver loses the bonus after an accident. What's the difference between a boxer and a woman? A boxer stands up to get knocked down, and a woman lies down to get knocked up. ** Female Logic ~ After being married for 41 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 41 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old gal.' Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.' My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis... PRICELESS!!!!! Tag:femaleLogic

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