A Man takes his place in the theatre, but his seat is too far from the stage.
He whispers to the usher ' This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up.
Get me a better seat, and I will give you a handsome tip.'
The usher moved him to the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.
Yep. 25 cents.
The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers,
'The wife did it.'
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