Friday, 24 May 2013

The Funniest Country Music Song Titles

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** A list of some of the funniest country song titles **
** Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
** How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
** Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
** I Keep Forgetting I Forgot About You
** I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
** She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
** You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
** Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye
** I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
** I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
** I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
** I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
** I'm So Miserable Without You, It S Like Having You Here
** Please Bypass this Heart?
** If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
** Mama Get a Hammer, There's a Fly On Papa's Head
** My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
** My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
** I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal

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