True Record Of Insurance Claims

** INSURANCE CLAIM FORMS TO MAKE YOU SMILE - U.K.**

• The accident was due to the other man narrowly missing me.
• I collided with a stationary trolley coming in the opposite direction.
• In order to avoid a collision, I ran into the other car.
• The other car collided with me without even warning me of his intention.
• There were plenty of onlookers but no witnesses.
• The water in my radiator accidentally froze at midnight.
• My car had to turn very sharply because of an invisible truck.
• I was just in the act of scraping my nearside on the curb when the accident happened.
• I collided with a stationary tree. There was no damage done to the tree as the gatepost will testify.
• The accident was entirely due to the road bending.
• I left my Austin 7 outside and when I came out later, to my amazement there was an Austin 12.

• The witness gave his occupation as that of a gentleman but it actually would be more correct to call him a garage proprietor.
• The other man changed his mind and I had to run into him. I told the idiot just what he was and went on.
• One wheel went into the ditch. My foot jumped from brake to accelerator, leaped across the road to the other side, and jumped into the trunk of a tree.
• I remember nothing after passing the Crown Hotel until I came to and saw Police Officer Brown.
• A bull was standing nearby and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.
• A cow wandered into my car. I was later informed that the unfortunate cow was half witted.
• She suddenly saw me, lost her head, and we met.
• If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself it certainly would not have happened.
• I was taking a friend home and following the lampposts, which were in a straight line. Unfortunately there was a bend in the road bringing the right hand lamppost in line with the left so of course I landed in a ditch.
• I bumped into a lamppost that was obscured by human beings.
• I heard a horn blow and was struck violently in the back. Evidently a lady was trying to pass me.
• I misjudged a lady crossing the street.
• Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven't got.
• Three women were talking to one another, and when one stepped back and another stepped forward, I had to have an accident.
• I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
• I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
• A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
• The guy was all over the road. I have to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
• In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
• I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision, and I did not see the other car.
• I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
• I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
• As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian.
• My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.
• I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.
• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him.
• I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
• The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
• The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end.
• I consider that neither vehicle was to blame, but if either were to blame, it was the other one.
• I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.
• The accident was due to the other man narrowly missing me.
• The car occupants were stalking deer on the hillside.
• A dog on the road applied brakes, causing a skid.

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