British Wit & Sarcasm

** A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

** A good man in an evil society seems the greatest villain of all.

** A guilty conscience needs no accuser.

** A half truth is a whole lie.

** Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.

** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy; all play and no work makes Jack a mere toy.

** Curiosity killed the cat (and satisfaction brought it back).

** Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

** Education is a progressive discovering of our own ignorance.

** Education makes machines which act like men and produces men who act like machines

** Falling down does not signify failure but staying there does.

** He who is good at excuses is seldom good at anything else.

** Helping Hands are better than Praying Lips

** If you're not part of the solution, you're likely part of the problem.

** Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results.

** Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

** Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

** Life is what passes you by when you are too busy making other plans.

** Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone whom you can't live without.

** Love is blind,… but marriage is the real eye-opener.

** Proverbs are long life experiences, told in one short sentence.

** Someone who gossips to you will gossip about you.

** The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

** Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.

** Write injuries in the sand, kindnesses in marble.

** You don't have to be different to be good. You have to be good to be different.

** You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

** Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
** Anyone who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, is aiming ten inches too high.
** A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it starts to rain.

** A paragraph should be like a lady's skirt: long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep it interesting.

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