Men Are Like ...

For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow 
when you can get milk for free?"

Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women 
are against marriage. Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage.

Men are like ...

** Men are like ... Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.

** Men are like ... Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.

** Men are like ... Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.

** Men are like ... Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

** Men are like ... Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, 
& they usually head right for your hips.

** Men are like ... Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.

** Men are like ... Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

** Men are like ... Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long 
to mature.

** Men are like ... Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

** Men are like ... Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

** Men are like ... Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.

** Men are like ... Parking Lots - All the good ones are taken, 
the rest are handicapped.

** Men are like ... Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming,

how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

I'm not responsible for these sayings!!

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