** The computer
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.
I wish life had an UNDO function.
If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
A program is a device used to convert data into error messages.
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.
I wish life had an UNDO function.
If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
A program is a device used to convert data into error messages.
** Gender of flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
** The only love
Wife : "How many women have you slept with?"
Husband : "Only you Darling; with all the others, I stayed awake!"
Husband : "Only you Darling; with all the others, I stayed awake!"
If you never see him again, check behind the backwall of the kitchen.
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