Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A:
You're not listening!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be
bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? Hello! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A:If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A:Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And
remember: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention
of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather
to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand, chocolate in the other -
body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'Woo Hoo! What a
ride!!!"
And ... For
those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition
and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
Conclusion:~
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!
I like this Doctor just as much too!!
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