Texting

An elderly couple had just learned how

to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband
was more of a no-nonsense guy.

 

One afternoon the wife went out

to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband

a romantic text message

and she wrote:

 

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband text back to her:

"I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."

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