Two Doctors opened offices in a small town and put up signs reading
Dr Smith and Dr Jones "Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with the sign
The town council was not too happy with the sign
and so the doctors changed it to
"Hysterias and Posteriors".
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council
they changed the sign to
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".
The town didn't like that either and countered with
The town didn't like that either and countered with
"Catatonics and High Colonics."
Thumbs down again.
By now the story appeared in the local paper and suggestions began rolling in:
By now the story appeared in the local paper and suggestions began rolling in:
"Manic-depressives and anal retentives"
"Minds and Behinds"
"Lost souls and Assholes"
"Analysis & Anal Cysts"
"Nuts & Butts"
"Freaks & Cheeks"
"Loons & Moons
None of these satisfied one or the other side, but they finally settled on
"Dr Smith & Dr Jones, Odds & Ends".
Tag:Odds-&-Ends
"Minds and Behinds"
"Lost souls and Assholes"
"Analysis & Anal Cysts"
"Nuts & Butts"
"Freaks & Cheeks"
"Loons & Moons
None of these satisfied one or the other side, but they finally settled on
"Dr Smith & Dr Jones, Odds & Ends".
Tag:Odds-&-Ends
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