The Blonde & The Redhead

THE BET ~

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink and were watching the six o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.

The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet. You won the money."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the five o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

CRIME OF PASSION ~

A blonde suspects her husband of cheating on her. She goes to his apartment to check on him, and sure enough, she opens the door to find him in the arms of a buxom redhead. The blonde is furious and shattered by his utter duplicity. Overcome with emotion, she brings out a gun and points it at her own temple.

The husband yells "No, don't do it! I'm sorry! I love only you!"

She cocks the hammer and screams, "Shut up! You're next!"

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