Q. A blonde had used up all of her sick days so what did she do?
A. She called in dead.
A. She called in dead.
Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
A: She lost the recipe.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
A: I don't know, and neither does she.
Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?A: Because it said concentrate.
A: A rebel without a clue.
Q: Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?A: It takes too long to retrain them.
A: They are both extinct.
Q: What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin out and throw it back.
Just for bonus:~A: Pull the pin out and throw it back.
A blonde is outside when the garbage man comes up the drive way and asks her if "any garbage today?"
The blonde answers "We'll have three bags please."
We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labour is a Mexican.
I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.A young blonde went into a bank to withdraw some money. For security purposes the cashier asked her if she could identify herself.
She opened her handbag and took out a small mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me all right."
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