If Only Life Was Like A Computer!
- If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over!
- To get your daily exercise, just click on “run.”
- If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend.”
- Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.
- To get even with the neighbours, turn up the sound blaster.
- To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
- If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
- When you lose your car keys, click on “find.”
- “Help” with the chores is just a click away.
- You wouldn’t need auto insurance. You’d use your diskette to recover from a crash.
- We could click on “send” and the kids would go to bed immediately.
- To feel like a new person, click on “refresh.”
- Click on “close” to shut up the kids and spouse.
- To undo a mistake, click on “back.”
- Is your wardrobe getting old? Click “update.”
- If you don’t like cleaning the litter box, click on “delete.”
- And, most important, If you need God, click on "insert"..
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