Is Computer Feminine Or Masculine?

Well I think the computer is bisexual if, unlike the English language, nouns are designated as masculine or feminine as in most Latin languages.

I will prove my theory by examples and back them up giving 4 reasons to each gender to demonstrate it.

It should definitely be feminine, because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval; and ...

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay-cheque on accessories for it.

It should be defined as masculine, because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and ...

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.

There you have it. It's bisexual.

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