Diner: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
Waiter: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
Waiter: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir?
Diner: I just turned over a chip and there it was.
Diner: I just turned over a chip and there it was.
I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.
A man walks into a bar and asks the barman, 'Was I in here last night?'
'You certainly were,' replies the barman.
'And did I spend a lot of money?'
'You spent over £100', replies the barman.
'Thank god for that,' says the man, 'I thought I'd wasted it.'
'You certainly were,' replies the barman.
'And did I spend a lot of money?'
'You spent over £100', replies the barman.
'Thank god for that,' says the man, 'I thought I'd wasted it.'
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