* A referee expelled a football player for wearing a 'dangerous' hair style. - Deia
* A young Chinese man threatened to sell his parents' house to pay for his addiction of coughing syrup. - El Mundo
* The council of Andalucia spent 180,000 € in flavoured preservatives and lubricants. - periodistadigital.com
* A man burnt his own car so that the bank couldn't have it. - El Mundo
* Lithuania held a swimming race partaken by blown-up dolls. - Las Provincias
* Vietnam prohibits their police wearing sun-glasses and have their hands in the pockets. - ADN
* A 26 year old Asturian of Spain lived in New Zealand for 4 years with the hope of appearing as an extra in 'The Hobbit'. The 4 centimetres of his height impeded him being selected as an elf in the casting. - El Comercio
* Apparently the mosquito of malaria is orientated by the odour of human feet. - Europa Press
* 'Wanted titled personnel in tourism with languages and car. Being incapacitated essential.' Ad. by a touristic firm in Mallorca for their centre of reservations. - Diario de Mallorca
* Scientists of NASA created the 1st absolute black hole, thank to an extract of hair taken from the mustache of Frank Zappa. - Jueves Weekly
* Elegant to the end. A man condemned to death asked, as he final request, to be hung with a Windsor knot. - Jueves Weekly
* 'Linguistic sexist'. The Catholic Confederation of Simians denounced the common expression 'Skin it like a monkey'.- Jueves Weekly
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