* What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
A dead centipede.
* What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
A red carnation.
* What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
A pink car-nation.
* What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.
An in-car-nation.
* What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
The Presidential Seal.
* What's green and loud?
A froghorn.
A froghorn.
* What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
A vicious circle.
* Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
At the crystal ball.
* Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
* What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
A crane.
* What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
A trombone.
* What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
A conversation.
* What clothes does a house wear?
Address.
Address.
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