* What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
A pork chop.
* What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.
A cartoon.
* What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A goat.
A goat.
* What do you do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.
Call a chairman.
* What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
They get toad.
* What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
3 blind mice.
* What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.
A piano.
* What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
A milk truck.
* What is a tree's favourite drink?
Root beer.
Root beer.
* What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
Sleep somewhere else.
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
Alley cats.
* What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Devilled eggs.
Devilled eggs.
* What kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
Railroad ties.
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