**
Frank wants to get his beautiful blonde wife, Betty, something nice
for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a mobile
telephone. Betty is excited, she loves her phone. Frank shows her and
explains to her all the different and varied features on the phone.
On
Monday Betty goes shopping in the local supermarket. Her phone rings
and it's her husband, "Hi ya, Betty, "he says, "how do you like your new
phone?" Betty replies, "I just love it, it's so small and light and
your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one feature that I really
don't understand though."
"What's that, Betty?" asks the husband.
"How did you know that I was at Tesco?"
**
Fred rushes in and announces loudly, 'I tell you, women drivers are a
hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked
over to my left and there was this woman in a Jaguar doing at least 70
mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
mascara!
I looked away for a couple seconds and then the next thing I knew was she was careering all over my lane.
It scared me so badly that I dropped my electric shaver into my coffee, and it spilled all over my mobile phone.'
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