Wonder whether the news guys realize how funny these headlines were when they wrote them!
- Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- War Dims Hope for Peace
- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges!
- Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
- Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung.
- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.
- Miner Refuses to Work after Death
(That-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so!) - Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
(He probably IS the battery charge!) - Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
(What a man!) - New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
(Weren't they fat enough?!) - Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(Taste like chicken?)
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