- How much does a Chinese restaurant weigh? ... Won Ton
- English mothers feed their babies with tiny spoons! Chinese mothers use toothpicks
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
- A life with love is happy; a life for love is foolish.
- War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
- A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
- Three humble shoemakers brainstorming make a great statesman.
- Visiting monks give better sermons.
- He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
- An ambitious horse will never return to its old stable.
- A conversation with a wise person is worth of ten years' study of books.
- How did an embarrassed panda get mistaken for a newspaper?They are both black and white, and red all over!
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