I
am almost sure I had posted some of these before. I just feel like
dwelling on some funny thoughts and have a quiet laugh or two.
- Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'Broker'?
- Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?
- Why do they call the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe?
- I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet. - Ancient Persian Saying
- If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?'
- You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
- Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
- Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
- Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone
- Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
- Sanity may be madness but the maddest of all is to see life as it is and not as it should be.
- Don Quixote
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