Police Wedding ~
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down the Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say ... "
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."
Police Car Stolen ~ 
A
high tech, theft-proof £75,000 [$ 121,773 USD] police car was stolen
in Berlin, Germany - after officers left it unlocked with the key in
the ignition.
The special BMW, which features high-tech surveillance
equipment and sophisticated electronic locks and immobilisers to make it
theft proof, was the pride of the Berlin police force.
It
was stolen in the city's Wedding district when two officers jumped out
to chase a joy-rider on foot after he had abandoned a stolen car.
The criminal got away and when the officers went back they found the expensive BMW gone.
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