3rd May 2012 Nurse's Notes On Medical Board

• The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
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• The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the paediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
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• The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
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• I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
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• The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
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• Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
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• While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
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• The patient's skin was moist and dry.
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• The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
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• Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
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• Patient was alert and unresponsive.
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• When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
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