Friday, 4 May 2012

4th May 2012 Fish For Relaxation & Feet For Thought

May 04
When I saw the following picture on a large bill board, still too far away from it to read the much smaller text, my immediate thought was: that either that poor foot was being nibbled alive, or tickled to death; in either case involving dying a premature death! Apparently it's supposed to be enticing because, according to the advertising text, it's a form of relaxation, as well as reviving, invigorating, giving a 2nd life to the overtired, overused and overlooked skin. 

It also claims to be providing 'magical sensation', using freshwater Garrarufa fish originated in Turkey, that have great capacity of sucking up dead skins, provoking the perfect exfoliating and peeling process. In a short time it would generate the well known Dithranol enzyme which is widely used in cosmetic industry for fabricating rejuvenating firming creams. This treatment is safe and effective for all people due to it's positive dermatological results, leaving the skin smooth, relaxed and refreshed.

First of all I have never heard of the Garrarufa fish, and I definitely can not entertain the idea of my foot being nibbled away by countless little live and wriggly fish, reminding me of Hannibal Lector, letting his victim's watch how his own feet were gnawed greedily by hungry and ferocious pigs!! Besides, I am also terribly ticklish!

I also think my feet must look all right, remembering when I was with Yahoo's 360 site, I had an Italian contact he wrote to me nearly everyday, and begging me to send him photos of my feet!!! Never asked for photos of me, just my feet!!!!!! So, I don't think I need any treatment except the occasional massage which, oh yes, I decidedly enjoy. Almost as good as lovemaking!
Fish Relax
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