As I mature ...
* I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
* I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
* I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
* I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
* I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
* I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -- they are more screwed up than you think.
* I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
* I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
* I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
* I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
* I've learned that ex's are like fungus, which keeps coming back.
* I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
* I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
* I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
* Finally, I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy it!
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