Dear Tech Support,
Last
year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0. What I have noticed
is a slow down in the performance of the flower and jewellery
applications, which had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0
system.
In
addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as Sport 7.3,
NFL 3.2 and Tennis 4.1.
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8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail. What can I do?
Your faithfully
Desperate Susan
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Reply from Tech Support ~
Reply from Tech Support ~
Dear Desperate Susan,
First,
keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command C:/I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications: Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5.
But
remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background
applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please
remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring
Loudly.WAV files.
DO
NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. It
could also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the program:
Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known to
introduce viruses into the Operating System.
In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to enhance his system performance. I
personally recommend Home Cooking 3.0 and Single Malt Scotch 4.5.
Finally consider applications such as Lingerie 6.9 (which has been credited with improved performance of his hardware).
Good Luck
Tech Support
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