What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream.
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centres.
Why don't skeletons like parties?
No body to dance with.
What was the favourite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
Hide and shriek.
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or tweet.
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos.
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
'Cos everyone was a goblin.
Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula.
What's a monster's favourite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet.
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough.
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