** One good turn gets the duvet.
** The early worm gets eaten!
** Never miss a good chance to shut up.
** There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither theory works.
** The second mouse gets the cheese.
** Hotel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
** Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day.
** Even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
**
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and
not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground
easily, it is a valuable plant.
** To cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
** There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
** A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
** Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
** A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
** When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
** When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and my conscience is my religion.
** A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
** Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
** A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
** When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
** When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and my conscience is my religion.
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