6th Aug 2012 A Giggle On The London Olympics

• When the President of Mexico has announced that Mexico will not participate in the upcoming London Olympic Games.
  He told us, 'Pretty much everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country.'
• At the Olympic Games, Rhoda meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick.
  'Excuse me,' says Rhoda to the man. 'Are you a pole vaulter?'
  'No,"' says the man, 'I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?'
• Apparently the maid I hired to clean my house while I was watching the London Olympics was only second best.
  She just walked off with the silver.
• Why isn't "sun tanning" an Olympic sport at London Lon2012? Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
• Pete Jones turned up for the Olympics with some barbed wire under his arm, and came third in the fencing.

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