Lost Luggage & Parachute Dilemma

These might seem like jokes, but not funny if they should happen to you!

 

** Will's experience at Gatwick

 

After his return from Rome, Will couldn't find his luggage in the London Gatwick airport baggage area. So he went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn't shown up on the carousel. She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

 

"Now," she asked Will, "has your plane arrived yet?"

 

** Guy's experience at Heathrow

 

At the airline check in at London Heathrow, Guy has three bags. He puts them down and says to the young lady, "I'd like you to send this one to Los Angeles, that one to Hong Kong and the last one to Durban."

 

Her face shows signs of confusion before her training takes over and she says, "I'm afraid we can't do that, sir."

 

"Why not?" demands Guy, "you did the last time I flew with you."

 

** The Two Parachute Dilemma

 

There were three passengers in a light aircraft but only two parachutes.

  

The first, Seamus, was the Irish Master Mind Champion.

 The second, Larry, was an American Hall of Footballer.

 The third, Bruce, was an Australian dual Olympic Games Champion.

 

The conversation went thus:

 

Seamus said, 'There have been many American Hall of fame footballers and several people have won Olympic Gold medals, but there has only ever been one Irish Master Mind Champion. So I'll take the first parachute and you two can fight it out for the last one' .

 

With that Seamus took a parachute and leapt out of the plane which, incidentally, was by now in considerable distress.

 

'How shall we decide who has the last parachute?', Larry asked Bruce.

No worries' , Bruce said, 'Yonder Irish Master Mind Champion has jumped out with my rucksack',

 

Tags: Luggage,Parachute