Friday, 5 October 2012

The Verdict, A Little Black Humour




Oct 05B
A man was in court on a murder charge, If found guilty he would get a death sentence.
 
However his brother had spotted there was a blonde on the jury panel and thought she would be the easiest to bribe, so he approaches her during recess on the quiet, and says if she can get the rest of the jury to bring the verdict of manslaughter she will get £20,000.

Well the jury retire for a week and when they come back they all give a verdict of manslaughter, so the man's brother is well chuffed. He goes to see the blonde, gives her the £20,000, and asked how she had managed to convince the other members of the jury.
 
" Well " replies the blonde, "it wasn't easy. The others wanted to find him not guilty. "

Tags: Verdict,Manslaughter

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