** 'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.' - Dorothy Parker.
** 'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.' - Rosanne Barr.
** 'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.' - Mae West.
** 'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.' - Rita Rudner.
** 'I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.' - Barbara Bush.
** 'The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.' - Ann Landers.
** 'Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.' - Groucho Marx.
** 'Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.' - Mickey Rooney.
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