Blow Your Own Horn - Amusing Signs

Sign over a Gynaecologist's office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix'

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In a Podiatrist's Office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

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On a septic tank truck:

'Yesterday's meals on wheels'

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On a plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed'

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On another plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber'

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On a church's bill board:

'7 days without God makes one week'

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At a tyre store:

'Invite us to your next blowout'

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On an electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shots'

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In a non-smoking area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action'

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On a maternity room door:

'Push! Push! Push!'

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At an optometrist's office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place'

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On a taxidermist's window:

'We really know our stuff''

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On a fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

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At a car dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment'

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Outside a car exhaust store:

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming'

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In a vets waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

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In a restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry' come on in and get fed up'

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In the front yard of funeral home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait'

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At a Radiator shop:

'Best place in town to take a leak'

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Sign on the back of yet another septic tank truck:

'Caution - This truck is full of political promises'

 

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