Loch Ness Monster & The Good Boss

** A little girl goes up to her mother and asks: 'Mama, how many type of men are there?'

A bit surprised, the woman answers:

'During his life, a man goes through 3 phases: up to about 29, he is like the bush in the garden, hard and perky. Up to about 49, he is like an oak tree, strong, enduring and reliable. From 65 onwards he is like the Christmas tree, with the balls only there as decorations.'

** The manager asked his secretary to type a note, calling all personal for a meeting on Thursday.The secretary, not very smart with spelling, asked: 'Does Thursday spelt with an I or U ?'

The Boss answered: 'Make it Monday.'

** Two men in a bar. One says to the other:

'My boss is really good and easy to work for.'

'How nice for you. What does he do?'

'H spends most of the time dozing.'

'And you, what do you do?'

'Naturally I help.'

** A man goes to the library. He asks the librarian politely: "Can you please tell me where can I find the book called 'The man, the most perfect species on earth'?"

She answered: "Sorry, we don't keep science-fiction here."

** A tourist in Scotland was hoping very much to have a glimpse of the famous Loch Ness Monster. He asked the tour-guide:

"About what time of the day or night does the Monster usually surface from the Loch?"

"Could be any time. Usually after the 5th Scotch." The Guide replied.

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