Business Terms Explained

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing ... 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." -That's Advertising ... 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me" - That's Telemarketing ... 4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations ... 5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! Would you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition ... 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a loud and hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback ...

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