I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling!!
Upon
hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many
years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to
do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the
right rhythm. Nice, slow and even. 'Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
'He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
'He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along.'
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