Mirror Mirror ...

** Try Before You Buy

Myra was going to the office party but needed a new party dress.

In the clothing store she asked, 'May I try on that dress in the window, please?'

'Certainly not, madam,' responded the salesgirl, 'You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.'

** Mirror Image

On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day. Always short of money, he thought long and hard about what that present might be'.

Unable to decide, Nathan entered in a department store and in the cosmetics section he asked the girl, 'How about some perfume?' She showed him a bottle costing £75.

'Too expensive,' muttered Nathan. The young lady returned with a smaller bottle for £50.

Oh dear,' Nathan groused, 'still far too much.' The sales girl brought out a tiny £10 bottle and offered it to him.

Nathan became really agitated, 'What I mean,' he whined, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap.'

Growing rather annoyed at Nathan's meanness, the sales girl handed him a mirror.

Tags:Perfume,Mirror

• Current Mood: amused