Not Just Some Mothers; The World Is Full Of Them!

** On the wall in a public ladies' room ...

"My husband follows me everywhere!"

Just below that ...

'No I don't!'

** A man in the metro is walking and laughing all the way towards the train. A woman is at first curious then becoming a bit nervous. She asked him:

'What's the matter Mr.? Are you all right?' The man answered:

'I pulled one over the tiller, bought a return ticket from her, but I am not going to return, haha!

** A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asked: 'What are you doing ?!!'

The blind man replies: 'Just looking around.'

** 'Paco, does your wife scream a lot when making love?'

'She sure does. I could hear her from the bar at the corner of the street'

** The director of the Asylum said one day to the interns 'Anyone who can tell me how many is 6 times 6 will get a nice prize.'

One said: '1,000'

Another called out: 'Tuesday.'

And another said: 'Thirty six.'

The director was very pleased, and surprised. He asked: 'Tell me, how did you get that figure?'

'I divided 1,000 by Tuesday.'

** Four men are delivering a piano to the top floor of a building. They were exhausted after a few flights of stairs, and one asked another to go and check how many more flights remaining. The guy returns and says there are 2 bad news to this. So the first man said never mind, just tell how many floors more to go up first. Tell the other when we are there.

'Six flights more' the guy said and all of them struggled their way up to the top. Once there, the first guy said. "Now what's the other bad news?"

"It's not the right building."

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