** Doctor Knows best
“Doctor, you’ve got to give me something to make me young again. I’ve got a date with this beautiful young girl tonight.” His doctor said, “Hold on a second, you’re 75 years old, there’s really not a lot I can do for you.” Benjamin replies, “But doctor, my friend Tony is much older than I am and he says he has sex three times a week.” “OK”, says the doctor, “so you say it too!”
** Enduring love - 1
She: "Darling, will you still love me when my hair is grey?" He: "Of course Sweetheart, I have loved you through blond, brunette, red and every other colour. Why not grey?” ** Enduring love - 2 Mr & Mrs Smith had just got married. On the way to their honeymoon, Mr Smith said to his new wife “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?” She replied, “Darling, I would have married you no matter who had left you a fortune.”
** The principle
A congregator asked his Rabbi, "Rabbi, you’re a man of God. So why is it that you are always talking business when I, a businessman, am always talking about spiritual matters when I'm not at work?" "You have discovered one of the principles of human nature," the Rabbi replied. "And what principle is that, Rabbi?" "People like to discuss things they know nothing about." |
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