The Naughty Password

** The password
Rosa, a female computer consultant, was helping a smug male set up his computer and she asked him what word he would like to use as a password for login.
Wanting to embarrass the lady, he told her to enter "PENIS."

Without blinking an eye or saying a word, Rosa entered the password as he had requested.
But then, she nearly exploded refraining from laughter as she pointed out to him what the computer displayed in response:

'PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.'

** Everything is bigger in Texas
Samuel lived in Texas. One day, he bought a round of drinks for everyone in the pub because his wife had just given birth to "a typical Texas baby boy weighing 20 pounds."

Everyone in the pub congratulated him and many told him that they found it hard to believe that his baby weighed in so heavy.
But Samuel assured them, "It’s true, it’s really true."

When Samuel came back to the same pub three weeks later, the barman said to him, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth aren’t you? So tell us, how much does your baby weigh now?"

Sam replied, "Twelve pounds."

The barman could not understand this, so he asked "Why? Is he ill? What happened? He
weighed 20 pounds at birth, why has he lost so much weight?"

Sam took a big swig from his beer, wiped his lips with the back of his hand, leaned over to the barman and proudly replied, "Had him circumcised."

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