Offbeat Thoughts About Beer

** Beauty is in the hands of the beer holder.

** My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
** Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
** Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.

** Apparently it was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the 'honey month' - or what we know today as the 'honeymoon'.

** You know what alcoholics call New Year's Eve? 'Amateur night'.

** Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

** The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
** 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

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