A Mixed Bag Of Logic

Woman's Logic

Charles was getting annoyed and shouted upstairs to his wife, " Hurry up or we'll be late."
"Oh, be quiet," replied his wife. "Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"

Irish Logic

An Irishman had no idea his wife was having an affair, so he was mad with grief when coming home early one day he surprised her and her lover in the act.

He grabbed a pistol and pointed it at his own head, which made his wife burst out laughing.

"What do you think you're laughing at," he cried, "you're next."

Boaster Logic

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a pub full of people. The Englishman says, "The pubs in England are the best. You can buy one drink and get a second one free". Everyone in the pub agreed and gave a big cheer.

The Scotsman says,"Yeah. That's quite good but in Scotland you can buy one drink and get another 2 for free." Again, the crowd in the pub gave a big cheer.

The Irish man says "Your two pubs are good, but they are not as good as the ones in Ireland. In Ireland you can buy one pint, get another 3 for free and then get taken into the back-room for a shag"

The English says "WOW! Did that happen to you?" and the Irishman replies "No, but it happened to my sister."

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