Biker Versus Becky

A biker stops at a garage in a small Kent village to see whether they can quickly repair a problem he’s having with his bike. When he learns that they won’t be able to fix it for a few hours, he tells them that he lives nearby and he’ll pick it up later in the afternoon. On his walk home he stops by the farm shop and buys a goose and two chickens. He then goes into the hardware store and buys a bucket and an anvil. As he leaves the store, struggling with his purchases, he sees 65 year old Becky wandering around in a daze and crying.

"What’s the matter lady?" he asks.

Becky looks up and sees this handsome tattooed hunk of a man smiling at her in a friendly way. She immediately stops crying. "I’m lost," replies Becky, quickly composing herself. "I’ve only just moved into this village and today, for the first time, I’ve walked here to do some shopping. But I can’t remember how to get back to my house and I don’t know what to do."

"Where do you live?" he asks.
"179 Bush Avenue," replies Becky.
The biker says, "You’re in luck lady. As I live quite near Bush Avenue, I’ll be glad to escort you to your new home. But I won’t be able to walk very fast as I’m having difficulty holding my shopping, as you can see."

"So why don’t you put the anvil inside the bucket, carry the goose in your left hand, carry the bucket plus anvil in your right hand, and hold one of the chickens under each arm?" suggests Becky.

"That’s a good idea, lady, thank you," he says, doing as she suggested. Then he starts to escort Becky home. She can’t believe that she is being accompanied by such a good looking man.

A few minutes into their walk, he says to her, "Let’s take a short cut down this alley, lady. It will save 5 minutes of our time."

On hearing this, Becky says, "Hold on a minute. I’m a lonely widow with no husband to help defend me. How do I know that when we’re in the alley you won’t grab me, hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The biker laughs out loud. "Jesus, lady, I’m carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How on earth do you think I could hold you up against the wall and ravish you?"

Becky quickly replies, "So put the goose on the ground, place the bucket over him and put the anvil on top of the bucket. I’ll hold the two chickens."

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